10 Reasons Why Guys Leave

If you’re crying in your mochaccino because your guy just left you, hopefully these reasons may give you some insight and make you feel better.

1. 
   
   He didn’t like your friends.
2. 
   
   Your laugh got on his nerves.
3. 
   
   You weren’t able to defend your choice of beer.
4. 
   
   You choose to answer your cell phone, ignoring him and making him feel like he wasn’t number one.
5. 
   
   You changed your FaceBook status to “in a relationship” before he did.
6. 
   
   You didn’t keep a change of clothes at work and did the “walk of shame.”
7. 
   
   You didn’t break all ties with your exes.
8. 
   
   If you believe reason 1-7, get a reality check and cancel your subscription to Cosmo!
9. 
   
   He is a complete douche-bag.
10. 
    
    He is a GUY not a MAN!

Now, allow yourself exactly 24 hours to cry over Mr. Loser. Then go get your girlfriends, party, and thank God that you’re not with the tool anymore.